This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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