Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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