My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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