i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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