"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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