He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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