There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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