I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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