I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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