Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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