i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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