I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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