Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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