sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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