if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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