My sheets look like a crime scene.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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