Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
