i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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