you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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