Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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