break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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