my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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