thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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