just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The power of my boobs compel you
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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