Don't you send me to vm
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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