id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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