ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
