Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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