in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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