Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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