it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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