Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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