I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
is that a dick in a sweater?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
