im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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