Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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