why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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