She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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