oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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