only if we run a train.
done.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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