Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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