Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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