Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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