Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I would ride that face into the sunset
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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