I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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