oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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