whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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