Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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