i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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