At least make sure they are 18
Why
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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