she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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